finding out u and ur friend are into the same obscure fetish
70% of editing is just looking at your work for a few hours with this face
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
Do you ever wonder if Millie knows that Gavin isn’t actually her older brother or if Geoff and Griffon just say he is just because like, Gavin just fits into their family so perfectly. So if she asks they’re just like, “yes, Gavin is your older brother even though he’s British”
because like seriously just,
let me die
"this is my son, look how cute he is"
"I am his father"
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card